Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 24, 2019

Gives new meaning to Mad Cow

I’d agree at least partly with Pinkish. The cows that frequented my front yard didn’t use hammers. They weren’t very industrious at all — mostly just stood there.

Nah, they would use some udder weapon.

“Big Mac the Knife”

Cows With Guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqDvojqxc8

Tuna Muncher show Pinkish the picture of the cow with the hammer ! Merry Christmas !

They are big with the methane gas!

Remember the old Alpo commercials… Lauren Green would hold the can up and look directly into the camera and say “Alpo is a dog’s natural food”. A few months later a comedian came out and was ragging on the Alpo commercials. He said" Yeah, I would like to see out on the Range… a pack of Chihuahua taking down a steer!

All I can think of is that scene from “No Country For Old Men”.

Everyone knows that cows use cow tools.

Warm your hands before milking. They do have a kick that will send you across the barn.

I see he hasn’t been to Liberty Meadows…

Brings to mind the time my father’s younger brothers were bringing home a cow and calf in an old trailer over a gravel road. They hit a big bump, the tail gate came open and the cow and calf spilled out onto the road. They weren’t hurt, but the calf was scared and the cow was very, very, angry. My uncles said it was quite a rodeo getting them back in the trailer.

Conley doesn’t know Larsen…?Clearly his Robb doesn’t know squat.

Hammers? Udderly rediculous!