Joe Heller for December 09, 2019

Uncle Joe is so out of touch even Sanders is beating him with the youth vote.

What I want Joe to explain is why was he unable to get his ol’ conservative buddies to have a hearing on Merrick Garland? Did he even try? “I know those guys. They are friends of mine.”

I don’t understand why he doesn’t like Mal Arkey. I didn’t know he was even running.

He is driving his bus through Iowa – their brightest youngsters have fled to the big cities on the coasts. So the majority of the remaining elderly Iowans may well understand the word.

This 20/20 election is shaping up to be “take the medicine, no matter how bitter” to stop this terminal disease that is afflicting our Constitution and our country… I’m voting for whoever gets the Democratic nomination…. the Democrat against Republican ….because the Repuglican’ts have lost their souls… If it turns out that my only option is to vote for Bloomberg… I’ll up chuck my breakfast but I’ll hold my nose and vote Democrat… I’m that desperate to vote the present Administration out the door. Goes to show how desperate we are to get rid of this crime family in the White House.

Joe is old.

That’s why he put a definition of the word right there on the bus.

Malarkey must be related to turkey somehow… it’s often served with Spam.

Malarkey, the Weasel and his Republican vermin are full of it. So does everyone have at least a good idea of what it is?

I dunno why everybody’s in such a tizzy about that. It’s a perfectly good word that I learned at my grandmother’s knee, before I was even in long pants. Don’t be such fuss-budgets!

Hey Joe: cute but you know very well that if you’ past the age of consent you know what malarkey means. Of course the age of consent for millennials seems to be 36.