Oh no. Don’t give Hollywood any new ideas for more preposterous vampire movies, Gary. We don’t want to see Count Santa Claus and his Goblin Elves from Transylvania bringing spooky gifts on Halloween’s eve on a bats-driven flying sled. Wait. Not so fast, Hollywood. Not before you pay me royalty for that!
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
Bad Santa…
or..
The Nightmare Before Christmas…
Gent over 4 years ago
Oh no. Don’t give Hollywood any new ideas for more preposterous vampire movies, Gary. We don’t want to see Count Santa Claus and his Goblin Elves from Transylvania bringing spooky gifts on Halloween’s eve on a bats-driven flying sled. Wait. Not so fast, Hollywood. Not before you pay me royalty for that!
Gent over 4 years ago
Gee, Santa. What big fangs you have.
Anathema Premium Member over 4 years ago
But Gary can only work “graveyard” shift when all good little boys and girls should be in bed.
pcolli over 4 years ago
Vampy Claus.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
David Sedaris would’ve had a field day with that in “Santaland Diaries.”
librisleo over 4 years ago
I prefer the Hogfather.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
HO HO HO! and with those fangs, you’re scaring the kids GARY! Maybe an elf would have been better….
hoagieman12 over 4 years ago
Yikes! That kid is about to be scarred for life!
posstockhoarder over 4 years ago
Parents were delighted that the kids who sat on Gary’s laps wanted NOTHING for Christmas! Gary got a bonus!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
Hard to catch them asleep after that encounter.
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ho, Ho, WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
I wish I had fangs. Not the little nubbins we have left. At least an inch long.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Brave mall, to hire Gary as their Second Shift Santa.
Ho Ho Ho! Vat do you vant for Christmas, little von?
Bonus side effect: Kids scared Good forever!