Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 30, 2019

I had a stocking one year, about 4 feet long. Not one gift.

Drunk Patty needs to seek help.

#hohohosed

Could be more than double, if people don’t notice the stuff that’s leaked out the holes onto the floor.

Are those human sized stockings or Mittens’s sized ones?

I can’t quite picture Mittens wearing pantyhose…

Unfortunately, Drunk Patty was still wearing them.