Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 25, 2020

It’s “divine” intervention this dog is talking.

Mad enough to bite you!

You call it’ biting’, I call it ‘fetching’.

Even if I threw a stick, none of my spaniels would have chased it.

Am I safe having you as an owner….woof

my Scottish Fold wouldn’t retrieve a stick if her life depended on it… but she’s not above chasing a laser dot for hours on end.

Our “retriever” never did get the idea of bringing the stick back. Once he had it, the stick was his. OK, maybe we were poor trainers.

Another idea, maybe the dog needs new glasses?

Wish Illinois voters would come to the same conclusion: We’re not mad that we’re billions of dollars in debt and have some of the highest gas, property, and income taxes; we’re mad at ourselves for continuously voting for the same people/party and expecting things to change for the better…

But I’m still gonna take it out on you.

“… three times in a row”