Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 11, 2019

There will be plenty of leg room!

He makes a good point. Flying now is what riding the bus used to be. Only now the bus has more leg room.

And now you have to upgrade your I.D.

you can find lots of room…. 737 MAX… they are not flying.. but lots of room.

Probably smell better.

AGAIN… if I can’t drive there, I AIN’T GOING!!!!

And in the horse trailer, you won’t have to deal with the Thug “Security” Agency rifling through your baggage looking for things to steal!

Good old Equine Air!

Read this story about a miniature horse allowed to travel on American Airlines as a service animal – wouldn’t have wanted to be the people in that row of seats! https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/9844225/american-airlines-horse-service-animal/

Let’s see….better company….sweeter smell (even with, um, animal effluent; hay, y’now)….make your own legroom….Yeah, I’d see that.

Yes – air travel is truly “for the birds”….

Touché!

I haven’t flown on a plane in 17 years. I cannot imagine