Next tweet: "WHAT COOKIE JAR??? LOTS OF PEOPLE, GOOD PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE NEVER WAS A COOKIE JAR! ANYONE WHO SAYS THERE WAS A COOKIE JAR IS DERANGED AND HATEFUL!!! WITCH HUNT!!! FAKE NEWS!!! FAKE COOKIES!!! "
Now, now. Can’t blame Buttercup for his idiot-synchrasies He suffered an early attack of too much too easy. He skipped an inoculation of common sense, and he has never recovered.
I and my ex were babysitting her 5 year old nephew. We heard a rattling noise in the kitchen. Entering, there was Mikey standing on the countertop, cupboard door open and his hand in the cookie jar. “Mikey! What are you doing with that cookie jar?” My ex exclaimed. The kid proceeded to put the cookie jar back, close the cupboard door, climb down the drawers of the bottom cupboards which were neatly arranged in a stairway fashion, close them, and turned to us with wide eyed innocence and said “What cookie jar?” I wonder now if he has a cabinet position in the Trump administration.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Donnie has his whole head inside the cookie jar.
brwydave Premium Member over 4 years ago
But the cookies taste so good, besides Mom will never know how or why they disappeared.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Now, now. Can’t blame Buttercup for his idiot-synchrasies He suffered an early attack of too much too easy. He skipped an inoculation of common sense, and he has never recovered.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Trump went on Fox and Friends yesterday and repeated the lie Dr Hill denounced.
captastro over 4 years ago
I and my ex were babysitting her 5 year old nephew. We heard a rattling noise in the kitchen. Entering, there was Mikey standing on the countertop, cupboard door open and his hand in the cookie jar. “Mikey! What are you doing with that cookie jar?” My ex exclaimed. The kid proceeded to put the cookie jar back, close the cupboard door, climb down the drawers of the bottom cupboards which were neatly arranged in a stairway fashion, close them, and turned to us with wide eyed innocence and said “What cookie jar?” I wonder now if he has a cabinet position in the Trump administration.