Clay Bennett for November 24, 2019

Well, “quid” is a chaw of terbacky. And “pro” means getting paid to do something. “Quo” is Mr. Vadis’s first name, eh? Wonder where they’re actually going.

And there’s Rudy, Lev and Igor, the Three Stooges. And Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan, Dumb and Dumber…. all of them bankrolled by billionaire oligarch Dmitry Firtash, trying everything not to be extradited to the US to share a cell with his business partner Manafort.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/04/opinion/trump-ukraine.html

You should admit they sure do look spiffy. If Gordie would wear his back home to a Art Museum fund raiser, he’d be the talk of Portland (actually he already is).

And when they go to prison they’ll make a lot of Sodomy-gos!

The bastards will probably end up on DWTS anyway. How bout they do a pas de trois, to, say, Bowie’s This Is Not America?

Evil has taken the world…..by choice

Wrong language. Those three are more prone to be like “ahegao” than “amigo.”

Calling these “men” anything but crass. entitled felons is an insult to Larry, Moe and Curly and Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short.

El amigo de esos amigos no esta mi amigo.

I don’t see the fourth amigo, el pedejo.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, Chevy Chase.