Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 12, 2020

You fold laundry? My mother insisted I only wear non-wrinkle clothes in the ’60’s and except for underwear haven’t worn clothes that need ironing since.

One of life’s biggest mysteries: why is it that every time I take my short sleeved shirts out of the dryer, the sleeves are always inside-out? Sometimes happens to the long ones, too.

Me too Auntie.

Talk about wishful thinking Auntie.

The Greens are coming to get you, Aunty.

If it wasn’t for wishful thinking our friend might not think at all. :-O

And none of your stuff gets whisked away to the universe on the other side of the vent?!?

That has never worked for me.

WHERE DO THE SOCKS GO?

Maytag Man says she’s a plonker.

so she’s not only lazy, she also wastes electricity…

In college, we moved a friend’s clothes out of the dryer so we could use it. We folded his clothes to be nice. We finished our laundry and got ready to go, when we put his clothes back in the dryer still folded. We almost had him convinced that it was the extra quarter that did it.

I’m pretty sure that all the missing single socks from the dryer end up in the same place as the vanished Tupperware lids.