Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 11, 2019

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t see why your days are numbered. Polls say whatever the Poll taker wants it to say, they just manipulate the numbers to what they want. That is one of the reasons that I don’t answer or fill out any Polls.

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    When I had just a few weeks left in the Marines, I numbered a deck of cards from 52-0 and gave one away every day. I kept the zero for myself.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Cheer up! You could be a Census-Taker, who has to count on everyone else to keep him employed.

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    WilliamPennat  over 4 years ago

    Somehow that just doesn’t strike me as being very funny. Too literal….

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He’s a pollster with a “census” humor!

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