And if one of those omnivores finds out they are having unexpected company and need extra food, the Great Turkey won’t make the rest of his deliveries that night.
It needs lots and lots and lots of more work. Better yet, kill it, cook it and dump it in the trash can. And support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
“Needs more work”?! Heck, it needs a drastic, total re-write! Bring in a script doctor! Get rid of PETA (too controversial for mass audiences). Make the Giant Turkey more lovable and humanoid! Give the story a big-time Happy Ending!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Hallmark Channel called. They’re not interested.
andrewjb over 4 years ago
And if one of those omnivores finds out they are having unexpected company and need extra food, the Great Turkey won’t make the rest of his deliveries that night.
nitromicro over 4 years ago
The flies around the factory farm bring toys to the children? Ewww……
clayusmcret Premium Member over 4 years ago
It needs lots and lots and lots of more work. Better yet, kill it, cook it and dump it in the trash can. And support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
diverleo over 4 years ago
Definitely needs more work.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
“Needs more work”?! Heck, it needs a drastic, total re-write! Bring in a script doctor! Get rid of PETA (too controversial for mass audiences). Make the Giant Turkey more lovable and humanoid! Give the story a big-time Happy Ending!
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m not aware of this story – must be from the New Testament.