Long Story Short by Daniel Beyer for May 14, 2022

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    …and where did you go to medical school?

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    Ace 66  almost 2 years ago

    Here are the purple pill side effects.1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. 2) Blisters around the mouth. 3) Red, painful palms and feet. 4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. 5) Loss of smell. 6) A painful, permanent erection.7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. 8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.9) Wanting to crawl out of your skin10) Nails falling off

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    otforever  almost 2 years ago

    One can’t get it up. The other can’t get it out.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One pill makes you larger……..

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    PeaceWouldBeNice  almost 2 years ago

    “Here, I don’t know what Onconmonocolosis is, but I get twenty bucks rebate for every prescription of these pills I write.”

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    oldwolf1951  almost 2 years ago

    I got one pill that I can’t pronounce either. 3 different doctors with 3 different pronunciations too

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Love the patients look in last panel!

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    He could still be a good doctor even if he’s a bit, tietongued, tinguetoed, tongtigued…

    Whatever.

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    rwh2  almost 2 years ago

    benazepril [ ben-AY-ze-pril ] — used to treat high blood pressure.

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    waltermgm  almost 2 years ago

    Ask your doctor if a purple pill is right for you!

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