Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 21, 2019

Yes but My second opinion will be the same as my first opinion.

Then I’ll take my chances with the fifth doctor, thank you!

“Well, I know that 4 out of 5 doctors are wrong in the diagnosis.”

And that 5th Doctor…?

Do you want a second opinion? You are fat too.

The catch is if they don’t say anything about it then technically, they don’t recommend it. That’s how these polls work.

Imagine doctors passing up a chance to bill the insurance company.

Way old joke: you want a second opinion? OK, I’ll give you two for the price of one: you are ugly and you have bad breath!

“Four out of five,” you say?

Then I’ll have the fifth… single malt, please.