Close to Home by John McPherson for November 12, 2019

Not before washing them!

Well, I can see who wears the pants in that family

Watch out, Bleeb! There’s likely to some foot shuffling going right in that general vicinity!

Just like diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in his jeans!

Next she will be selling his boxers.

Yeah, but they are size 42x 30.

I remember those days. When worn out blue jeans could bring hundreds in southern California. That was until the stores started selling pre-worn jeans. Stone washed and all that. There is still nothing like the feel of jeans you have worn thin and comfortable all by yourself.

…and you can get them at most Thrift Stores for $4.95! :o]

Imagine her outrage if he was doing the same thing to her.

I told you I’d get you out of your pants one day.

Bleeb looks like he is wanting to get in on the action.

Well so much for this date.

HMMM ?? Could it be that a part of our Society is just TOO Lazy to get new jeans,etc. and actually Work in them or Do Something Constructive,like have a Job so as to Wear them Out Themselves ?? Just a Thought. :-)

He should have been wearing a belt.

How many pairs you need? I might be able to cut a deal with you…