Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 06, 2019

I ain’t afraid o’ no toast

I ain’t afraid o’ no toast

Who ya gonna call?

(Toastbusters!)

You might want to loosen up the spring on that toaster.

Calm the cat down by running the can opener.

What has crumb over you?!

My Tigger, an Orange Tabby, is skiddish and he’s not a stray. He’ll run at the slightest unexpected noise….lol

Every time. Every damned time.

A skittish cat? How ridiculous!

Most epic toaster scene – Bruce Willis encounters John Travolta in Pulp Fiction:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnggTh7EHro

Our meezers (Siameses) run to the kitchen in the mornings when they hear that sound.