Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 15, 2019

Never mind one day a week. Whenever a dog is sleeping, he is resting in honor of the Lord.

Very tough to comply with all of these, though.

Traditionally, dogs heel on the left. Probably why P is on the right.

#11: “Thou shalt consume all available Cat Poo”!

Last panel should of said “Repeat” ;-)

I think Poncho wrote the last four.

Lovely. Except for the toilet part.

Poncho will obey these Commandments as much as humans will obey theirs.

The grammar was fine until the last panel. No ‘eth’ on rest. But he’s a dog. What does he know?

Why isn’t there a single cartoonist out there who can get the old singular verb forms correct? I rest, thou restest, he resteth. Simple. But I am generous enough to forgive him messing up thy and thine, which can get a bit tricky.

Okay, now chisel them into stone and your good to go.

Kinda derailed there at the end.

The last one was stolen from the sloths, who couldn’t be bothered to get the grammar right. The cats stole it too, but but fixed the bugs.

Amen.