In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 06, 2019

You’ll dunk, all right… When he pushes you out of the boat.

Personally I think dunk shots should be reduced to 1 point since they require zero skill and make for a rather boring game.

If I want to see dunking action I’ll go to a donut shop and watch the cops there.

Naah, haven’t you heard? The cash cow, errrr, the danger isn’t climate change. Now it’s back to the 60’s population explosion. That’s the next cash co…….errrr issue to worry about.

Now playing for the New Orleans Pelicans…..

You must have a burst water main somewhere in your neighborhood, it isn’t sea level rising at its steady 3mm/year (10" per century).

Now for the flush.