Back in the day, we used to say the three fastest ways to get a message out: telephone, teletype, tellawoman.
(Ducking, now.)
Or if you make it worth my while to keep it.
In that case, I’ll tell you all my secrets if you can stay awake to hear them.
“Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Ben Franklin.
FYI Aunty, my secrets won’t be coming your way. They are very titillating.
Sure, a woman who posts her every thought on line everyday in the form of a cartoon; I’ll tell you my most private thoughts!
My secrets a safe then. Just in case, you’re signing a non-disclosure agreement.
A secret known by more than one person is not a secret.
(If someone knows the source for this quote, please share it!)
Or as long as you stay on my good side; then all bets are off!
blunebottle over 4 years ago
Back in the day, we used to say the three fastest ways to get a message out: telephone, teletype, tellawoman.
(Ducking, now.)
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Or if you make it worth my while to keep it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
In that case, I’ll tell you all my secrets if you can stay awake to hear them.
DanFlak over 4 years ago
“Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Ben Franklin.
Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago
FYI Aunty, my secrets won’t be coming your way. They are very titillating.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sure, a woman who posts her every thought on line everyday in the form of a cartoon; I’ll tell you my most private thoughts!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
My secrets a safe then. Just in case, you’re signing a non-disclosure agreement.
shamino over 4 years ago
A secret known by more than one person is not a secret.
(If someone knows the source for this quote, please share it!)
paranormal over 4 years ago
Or as long as you stay on my good side; then all bets are off!