JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 04, 2019

If the fast-food places can make “plant-based” burgers, why not?

He’s gonna be rich!!

Uh…how can anything “plant-based” be junk food?

aren,t potato chips, fritos, and doritos plant based?

Plant Junk Based Food

Corn syrup. ’nuf said.

All good starts as plant based, just think about it….

“Plant junk based food”?

The general rule is, eating junk food is actually OK as long as you eat the good stuff TOO and exercise properly. Just don’t try to live on the stuff alone.

Potato chips!!!

Ritz Crackers!!!!

Bacon Bits!!!!

Wasabi peas!!

Life is good!!

the replies to the first comment were as hilarious as they were accurate, now let’s list some animal based health foods because I love subversion.

Becoming a vegan or vegetarian is NOT a shortcut to becoming skinny and healthy.

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Hah! This was utterly perfect! I am surprised it is not yet reality. Folks love to take healthy food and adulterate it into something that is not.

I’ll have a meaty hamburger if I want a hamburger. If I want “plant based”, I’ll have a salad.

Plant based junk food? Reminds me of those snack aisles at the organic food stores.

Plants are what food eats