Mike Luckovich for October 17, 2019

Lindsey Graham says that throwing our allies under the ISIS bus is the worst mistake of the Trump reign of chaos.

Sure, it is evil — we need to get out of the region, but since “we broke it, we bought it,” we have to fix it, stabilize it and then get out in an orderly way in coordination with military, civilian and allied support resources.

But where have Republicans been in the face of all the other evils?

Calling on foreign powers to interfere in our elections?

Racist Muslim and Latino bands?

Nazi and KKKonfederate sympathizers — representing two evils that our nation crushed in battles in World War II and the Civil War respectively — are “very fine people”?

BABIES IN CAGES?

Why are ISIS terrorists getting Trump’s “Get out of Jail Free” card but not BABIES IN CAGES?

Policy? I don’t need no stinking policy! Consistency? Ffft. I don’t need no stinking consistency, that’s for losers. Empathy? … um … I don’t need any whatever that is, because I‍’m the biggliest and bestest most Nobel Peace Prize deserving person ever born!

Bush/Cheney created ISIS, Bonespurs is always ready to compound errors. Daily.

And Trump already used it.

Priorities, kid! And orders from Moscow!

How come Lindsey decided to get his head out of trumpy’s ass?

So, where ARE all the trumpbots sputtering about “Obama…but…but…but… Muslims…But…But…But…created ISIS…But…But…But…”

He’s long forgotten the babies in cages, he has the attention span of a three year old…

Like a typical Rethuglican, once they’re born he cares nothing for them.

R.I.P. Elijah Cummings……..gone too soon.

You see, of course, this is an apples-to-oranges comparison. Syria is thousands and thousands of miles away. Those murderous, drug-dealing, gang-member, in potentia rapists are at our very borders and must be contained. And those children didn’t help us in WWII, either! /s

Republicans must love their creepy evil leader, they stand behind him.

Republican fascism in action, jail children, kill Kurds, claim the opposition is a crazy traitor, drum up false evidence so you can commit crimes, lie cynically constantly, be totally without a conscience, the list is endless.

Republicans have become horrific.

Stephen King said Republicans had become worse monsters than he had ever written about.

[insincere apologies to those who suffered through my song parody on yesterday’s Toles]

When you feel sad, or under a curse

Our prez is bad, and getting much worse

The traitor’s lying, crying

And our reputation’s dying!

Rabid moon-baying and allies-betraying

Putin’s orders increasingly terse

The swamp is not drained

It’s coming for you

The babies chained

And chains coming for YOU

But don’t forget that when Trump gets impeached

We’ll be blessed

Yes! Impeachment is best

He shined up to Stephen Miller