Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 25, 2019

Many poisons are organic and natural. Snake venom for example

My poop ain’t natural. poop from hell.

Scatology 201

And, of course, “How to Judge” has to have an appearance of “The Judge”…

At least it’s not the kind of joke whose point amounts to “Poop is funny!”

I remember a chemical breakdown of an orange I saw once, set out as a nutritional facts label. I’ve never seen so many 30-letter compounds!