I would be more interested in how he stole his tie from Colonel Sanders. “There I was, ankle deep in chicken poop, when suddenly Colonel Sanders comes around the corner. ‘Hey, you want some chicken’, he asks me? ‘No, but I sure do like your tie’. ‘Just try and take it from me, if you like it so much. What are you…chicken?’”
I would be more interested in how he stole his tie from Colonel Sanders. “There I was, ankle deep in chicken poop, when suddenly Colonel Sanders comes around the corner. ‘Hey, you want some chicken’, he asks me? ‘No, but I sure do like your tie’. ‘Just try and take it from me, if you like it so much. What are you…chicken?’”