Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 19, 2019

I wonder which are more worn out?

Barney will get the reciept for both; Tax deduction!

I’m donating my Hammond B3 when I die.

ninEties

Um… does she not get that they don’t take his organs until he dies?

Hopefully get some pants that don’t come up to your chest.

I’m in my nineties. Kidneys still work, One good right eye, Brain sharp as a tack. Learned to levitate, but not how to teleport. Should learn how to do that in the next ten years or so.