Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 23, 2020

She’ll drop him when she realises he’s not dressed to sewer it up.

Wonder what they’ll find in those sewers. A river of pink slime? Cyclopean ruins? Inter-dimensional bike paths?

Charlotte needs to learn how to get her grovel on. Of course, maybe she doesn’t want to have actual friends. Mindlessly horny men will serve her just as well, no? For the rest of her life?

Finally Lottie start to admit that it’s her fault.

TOMORROW: Mildred has an accident.

Because, y’know, she feels like she’s jinxing herself calling it out like this…

Mildred has more of an edge than I’ve seen before.

Isn’t Mildred still a minor?

It’s nothing personal Sonny… It’s just business.

Hey!! Wait a minute – that just hit me!!

Accidents?? ACCIDENTS??

WTF ??