Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 07, 2019

Did confiscating the “butler’s” mobile phone get him to do the chore?

Give him more chores to do until he tires out and drops the act.

Refreshing change at least, facetious though it may be.

Tony’s QOTD: Do you take out the trash?

Yes, and I don’t have to be asked.

Of course it depends on your definition of trash. And those stacks in my home are not trash. They are important items that I may need one day!!!

Of course I do!!! Just when is the question!!!

Yes, I do.

I always take my trash out about once a month, mostly because I have no wish to live in a trash pile. I do not have a lot of trash because I live alone and I recycle what is recyclable and I have a compost pile in my garden for most of that “kitchen waste”.

If I was as smart-assed with comments like this kid is I wouldn’t have lived to see adulthood!

Sometimes I ask someone else to take it out, just to remind them. No one ever notices that it’s overflowing unless I point it out.