True story. One time on my route (inner city), 4-5 people were talking on a porch and one lady came out saying to the people behind her, “I’ll just ask him.” She comes out to the sidewalk and asks, “When you got hired at the post office, did you have to take a test?” I answered, “Yes.” She asked, “Well what kind of test was it?” I explained that there were four sections to the postal exam. The first is alike and different. You look at two addresses and have to fill in the blank if they are alike or different. The second is address memorization. You have to memorize 5 different categories with 6 different items in each one. Then after trying to memorize that for five minutes, you have to put it away and draw from memory which items belong in each category. The third section is math. Then the fourth section is following oral instructions.
She looked at me quizzically and then asked, “No, when you got hired at the post office, did you have to take a DRUG test?” I said, “Oh, yeah. Yes, I did.” She asked, “Well, what kind of test was it? Was it a hair sample or a urine sample?” I answered that it was a urine sample. That’s when I noticed the green cloud around the porch that she had been on.
enigmamz over 4 years ago
Nope.
First question: A) Pepsi B) Coke C) Dr. Pepper D) Other
wirepunchr over 4 years ago
I yearn to know the answer.
InTraining over 4 years ago
No no Frankie, you don’t pee on the laptop….!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Will you be penalized for drug induced commas?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
In pharmacy school, the big question for a pop quiz is how many pills you can pop.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
if you pass the drug test you’re not trying enough…
The Orange Mailman over 4 years ago
True story. One time on my route (inner city), 4-5 people were talking on a porch and one lady came out saying to the people behind her, “I’ll just ask him.” She comes out to the sidewalk and asks, “When you got hired at the post office, did you have to take a test?” I answered, “Yes.” She asked, “Well what kind of test was it?” I explained that there were four sections to the postal exam. The first is alike and different. You look at two addresses and have to fill in the blank if they are alike or different. The second is address memorization. You have to memorize 5 different categories with 6 different items in each one. Then after trying to memorize that for five minutes, you have to put it away and draw from memory which items belong in each category. The third section is math. Then the fourth section is following oral instructions.
She looked at me quizzically and then asked, “No, when you got hired at the post office, did you have to take a DRUG test?” I said, “Oh, yeah. Yes, I did.” She asked, “Well, what kind of test was it? Was it a hair sample or a urine sample?” I answered that it was a urine sample. That’s when I noticed the green cloud around the porch that she had been on.