Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 13, 2022
June 12, 2022
June 14, 2022
Transcript:
Lawyer: Okay, juror #7, this case is about drunk driving. Do you have a problem with that? Tyr: Heck, yeah! People shouldn't drive drunks!! Let those drunks sit at the bar and drink! Don't drive them around! That's nonsense! Lawyer: Sadly, that's the most coherent answer I've gotten yet... Tyr: Drive cars, not drunks!!
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
My wife married me to have a designated driver.
realexander almost 2 years ago
I miss Emily Litella.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Who do I have to bash to get a giant flagon of mead around here?”
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“What?”
jbarnes almost 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure the smart people can avoid jury duty…plus, the lawyers find reasons to rule out intelligent jurors. They might catch on to what the lawyers are doing.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Asgard was built on mead.
amaneaux almost 2 years ago
I got a jury summons this weekend. I’m taking careful notes of everything Tyr says, so I can get out of serving.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
He’ll probably lose interest when he finds out they don’t serve mead.
Blackangus almost 2 years ago
I used to get pulled over regularly for drunk driving… I worked at a bar at the time… got to the point I would tell the officer to go get his breathalyser and quit wasting my time. He didn’t even come back, just drove off.