Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 24, 2021
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Ralston: Cheetos Middle School?? Bixby: Yeah, they bought a public school. Ralston: Why would they do that?? Bixby: Well, the government won't allow snack foods to be sold in schools. So they bought their own, made it private, and filled it with vending machines. And the best part is the tuition is free. Ralston: Free? Bixby: Well, with proof of purchase from 5,000 bags of any "Cheetos" brand product.
Finbar Gurdy almost 3 years ago
And everyone has orange fingers
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
They are a division of Frito-Lay, which is a division of PepsiCo. You won’t find any vending machines for Coke™.
Bradley Walker almost 3 years ago
A striking case of synchronicity.
jnacombs almost 3 years ago
scary…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
PepsiCo would do something like that.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
It’s a fine example of the charter school movement.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
plus, they can really sink their teeth into the curriculum…
Blackangus almost 3 years ago
At least they are paying for a curriculum we don’t want, as opposed to us being stuck with the bill for the same.