Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 24, 2021
Ralston: Cheetos Middle School?? Bixby: Yeah, they bought a public school. Ralston: Why would they do that?? Bixby: Well, the government won't allow snack foods to be sold in schools. So they bought their own, made it private, and filled it with vending machines. And the best part is the tuition is free. Ralston: Free? Bixby: Well, with proof of purchase from 5,000 bags of any "Cheetos" brand product.