Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 19, 2020
January 18, 2020
January 20, 2020
Transcript:
Doctor: Well, everything in your chart looks OK... But I do want to prescribe a skin ointment for you. Apply an even coat of this every ten to fifteen minutes until golden brown. Hamhock: Hey, this is barbecue sauce! Doctor: Don't forget the applicator.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Mortons Sugar Cure, with a big ol’ hypodemic nerdle!
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
Hey, Doc, don’t you mean…wait for it… “skin OINKment?” Honk honk
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
What about the APPLE!?
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
BBQ pork rinds.
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
I think it’s past time for Hamhock to seek a second opinion.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“I think you’re gonna need surgery.”
“That’s a carving knife!”
errolm1937 Premium Member over 4 years ago
DARN!!-that was going to be MY pun.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
We’ll apply the honey glaze too.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
I’d stay away from that “tanning” bed he’s likely to prescribe.
Display over 4 years ago
Is his dermatologist named Chiccarones?