Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2019

The “hun” are approaching? Only one of them?

One by one they were driven into the ground until only one remained…

If you’ve ever been hit in the stomach with one of those, you’ll remember it for the rest of your life. I was in 8th grade and I’m 82 now…

So what did they do, put a laser targeting system on that thing?

But can the delivery wagon get through the Huns?

If he was Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, he would’ve said release the hounds. It would be cool if The Simpsons had a comic strip, but the language they use on the show is worse than comic strips. Very rarely will you see profanity in a strip.

Well, I suppose if the Huns start playing with it, there could be a lull in the attack.

I don’t know who, Parker or Hart, came up with “Futooiiyyng” but it’s perfect!

The Huns are getting some of their own medicine.

For a moment I thought sir Rodney got tangled with the weapon and was fired.

Let’s get down to business. . .