Vlad the Impaler (of what is now Romania) didn’t bite people on the neck, he planted sharpened poles in the ground and impales prisoner on them, tens of thousands of them died a painful, slow death. However, he WAS known to dring their blood as well.
Vlad III Țepeș the Impaler, called Vlad Dracula, sometime Voivode of Wallachia, fought against numerous familial, dynastic, and foreign foes, not least the Ottomans, and did indeed impale some of his enemies. But, alas, he was not a vampire….
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Vlad? Vladimir Putin? Is that really you? Who does your makeup?”
jdthird over 4 years ago
Me Too movement got him – no more impaling people against their will…
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Vlad the Impaler (of what is now Romania) didn’t bite people on the neck, he planted sharpened poles in the ground and impales prisoner on them, tens of thousands of them died a painful, slow death. However, he WAS known to dring their blood as well.
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
Sounds like HR material.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Vlad III Țepeș the Impaler, called Vlad Dracula, sometime Voivode of Wallachia, fought against numerous familial, dynastic, and foreign foes, not least the Ottomans, and did indeed impale some of his enemies. But, alas, he was not a vampire….
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
“Plus, I was Employee of the Month.”