Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for September 20, 2019

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble

    When you’re perfect in every way

    I can’t wait to look in the mirror

    Cause I get better lookin’ each day

    To know me is to love me

    I must be a hell of a man

    Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble

    But I’m doin’ the best that I can!

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    DHBirr  over 4 years ago

    Norman Spinrad wrote a short story that ended with a psychiatrist flying in pursuit of Superman and yelling, “Wait for me, Superman, you pathetic neurotic, you, wait for me!”

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    Vet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She will appreciate it if you slow down. This faster than a speeding bullet does not work well when being intimate!

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    AMBER1  over 4 years ago

    We “feel” you, Superman!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Funnier than Zach.

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    jmcenanly  over 4 years ago

    He was relatively lucky, basically being put into his capsule by a pair of loving parents and lifted out by another pair, without any idea of what was going on. His cousin was old enough to understand what was required of her, and the gravity of the situation. His friend in Gotham must keep a team of psychologists busy.

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