Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 26, 2019

There is no joy. All squares are white and sterile.

Max really should become a brony.

Unicorn death rays would also be a great band name.

If a pink Earth Pony can have a cannon, why can’t a Unicorn have a death ray?

Max, cock a snookina at rookina and quit while you’re ahead!

There is much we do not know about Infernus, the Unicorn of Death. You might not want to play chess with neigh.

Good move!!!

Everyone should have a death ray.

My sister used to play like Pheobe. It Was really annoying, especially with Monopoly. Still now I can’t stand play board games.

Are they playing CalvinChess?

Marigold has a point. (No pun intended.)

I hope Phoebe (and possibly Marigold) learns a lesson about the importance of sportsmanship.

Of course unicorns know about death rays. Never underestimate a species that poots rainbows.

It seems marigold’s horn does more than just honk…

Must be something recent.

Love Phoebe’s expression here.