Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 16, 2021

The fellas down at Ballard glass and fruit like Chris just the way he is.

That’s fine, Chris. Take it in stages. Next, be sorry before you rip it off the wall.

That poor toaster didn’t deserve your rage. Shame on you!

GET THAT THING OUTTA MY YARD

It’s never soon enough.

I’ll bet he doesn’t do this in a zero degree snowstorm! And power is out!!

I’ll bet Chris was even sorrier when the Missus swatted him up side the head! ;o)

“No, I don’t want a piece of toast!”

There is a Chris on “Red Dwarf”, but it isn’t the actor playing Dave Lister, who is the one that the toaster is always annoying, it’s Chris Barrie, who plays Arnold Rimmer…

Remorse is fleeting at the best of times. On the upside though his right arm is starting to show real strength.

Chris is working on feeling sorry the day before he loses his temper.