B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 22, 2011

Think of it as life insurance.

Hello everyone.

In sky diving there are no repeat failures.

I’m surprised that the parachutes are only 5 clams!!!

I guess he likes the sudden stop.

What if he wants to go only once AND survive?

Sounds like today’s airline.

Good Morning, Gweedo and other Fellow Cave Dwellers.

I’d like to see 20 clams sky dive.

Why is my parachute so cheap?

Who’s behind this one? Almost sounds like a government agency!

If at first you don’t succeed… then skydiving probably isn’t for you.

Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Grog and Everyone Else ready to take the Dive

I’ve fallen & I can’t get up!

For Sale: 1 parachute, never been opened. Slightly stained…

clams for a promise to fly? hoo-wee that’s funny, give the clams here, they taste good!

Digital Frog, you are one sick puppy. I like that in a person!

he shows its best to ask,— he didnt have to pay for the initial as suggested and advertised he did however if he wanted to go again pay for that packing per se’..

slightly used parachute: zipper is jammed, but can be fixed.

The price for the parachute should be included in the sky diving price. Why would anyone ever turn it down?

Good morning BCers

Actually in our Air Force parachuting training the joke was: At the count of ten, pull your main rip cord. If that does not work, pul your reserve rip cord. If that does not work, bring them both in for a full refund.

How are you at bouncing??

Good evening all BCers!

And the clams all shout “CAVEMEN GOT PARACHUTES!!”. (I hope someone gets that.)

I understand the Army Airborne version of g-81’s joke was “Count 10, pull the ripcord, count 10, pull your reserve, count 10, and by that time you’re 3 feet off the ground, and if you can’t jump 3 feet, you shouldn’t be in the Airborne.”

Grog:

Wiley and the hiccups are in the middle of “Hey! B.C.” but the first strip is missing.