Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 18, 2019

A sign of the times, no one remembers hand signals.

This could be a real problem if Stewart is racing on a NASCAR oval.

That is gonna be a tall order for Stew. What with one-way streets, dead ends, and highway ramps, I doubt even those AAA maps will do it. A shame you were born before GPS was around.

Change the &%$! bulb, Stewart!

I remember trying to read the Thomas Bro’s map, with Dale getting more impatient by the minute.

Thank goodness the GPS came along just about the time my eyesight got old.

Stewart, remember three rights make a left.

Not that anybody uses their turn signals anymore.

It never dawned on Stewart to get the light fixed and or to ask for directions…..duh

Right on!

Until Stewart get his bulb replaced he just needs to drive backwards when he needs to turn left.

He’s got a dim one, too…

Stew isn’t the brightest bulb in the marquee.

Should get a job for UPS package delivery. They always try to plan the route for turn hand turns only, as waiting for traffic for left hand turns is inefficient.

Just remember,Stewart. 2 wrongs do not make a right but 3 rights DO make a left.

Suddenly, he’s all for roundabout traffic.

Make a right into the closest auto parts store. Save a whole lot of time that way.