Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 16, 2019

Meanwhile he forgot to go to the bathroom before the stick up….HURRY!

Hey Seri, rob a bank

While he is waiting the police will show up and arrest him.

You do have to sign in with your email and password!

You don’t look like your Facebook cover photo.

Can you just show me some ID?

Suddenly no internet connection, he tried to pass the buck.

You have 1 new message from “Rob Milkerson”:

this is a stick-up. gimme all the cash in your drawer.

Then again, he has a bandwidth booster in his right hand!

“Dang, I knew I should’ve gotten a 4G phone.”