Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 19, 2019

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    Averagemoe  over 4 years ago

    The cupcake was stolen by a unicorns shadow, and that happened before summer vacation.

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    mccollunsky  over 4 years ago

    That essay is just not believable, did the laundry at one point?

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    “Let me explain… no, no – there is too much. Let me sum up.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    oh, how much more simple can you get?

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    Don’t forget swimming, Phoebe.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    A sticker that says “PORTABLE HOLE” on an internet connected device – yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if that sticker is actually a portable hole, or just celebrates the possibility of one.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    That simply wouldn’t wash, Phoebe!

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    “Fascinating. Tell me more about this…..laundry…”

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    jvbowman58  over 4 years ago

    She did laundry? Now her report is unbelievable!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    This being in a semi-fictitious continuity, her teacher will believe her. After all, she goes and comes home from school everyday on a unicorn.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 4 years ago

    a kid doing their own laundry? What a fantasy world she lives in!

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The paragraph also sounds made up, despite knowing it’s actually true. I get the feeling that the only ones in Phoebe’s class that will believe it are Dakota and Max.

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    BiggerNate91  over 4 years ago

    There should be an arc about the series finale of “Pastel Unicorns.”

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    Dr_Fogg  over 4 years ago

    No grammar police today?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    How about “Fairies invaded my house, a sphinx started asking riddles at my door, and I saw a unicorn with no torso”?

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Phoebe’s adventures aren’t so odd; Timothy Leary used to have them all the time…

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I could only find the ending of ‘The Hole Idea’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGX_Iov0iQ

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    kaykeyser  over 4 years ago

    not a single word of that sounds like a thing normal kids do. Good job Phoebe your teacher will think your crazy. What kid does laundry?

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    She did do a ton of socks. Kids need them during summer time.

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    jerrica.benton333  over 2 years ago

    that’s a terrible way to construct a paragraph!

    … wanna help me with my laundry, tho?

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