Prickly City by Scott Stantis for September 17, 2019

Beating up? Or disagreeing on policy?

Omigod, Julian Castro asked Joe Biden if he remembered what he said two minutes earlier, he must be an agist!

Dread fear comes over me – “Old hare”? Is Stantis about to give us another rabbit to hate for 2020?

And then there was the name calling and hand-size-insulting of the 2016 republican debates. “You can’t insult your way to the nomination.”

But he did. The republicans are childishly proud of their Insulter in Chief.

Hmmm. So if the democratic presidential candidates look like chipmunks beating up an old hare, what does that make our psychopathic malignant narcissist in chief?

- A pathological liar?

- A Russian stooge?

- An amoral idiot?

- An ignorant fool?

Note that none of these labels are childish nicknames.

All are accurate and highly descriptive terms backed by observable evidence.

Stantis fails again. He was trying so hard to be “fair and balanced” /s

One time I told my dad that he wasn’t older than dirt, but he was around when dirt was still shiny.

Forgetting the age issue for a moment (and my 68 year old self thinks there should be maximum age limits – we have always had minimum age limits), I can’t see what Biden thinks he’s bringing to the table. He sounds more like an Eisenhower republican than a democrat. And yes, his performance so far DOES make him look old and out of touch.

Well, looks like that moment of doubt has passed. Back to slagging the Blue Team!

Alvin, Simon, Theodore.. stop beating up the poor hare. Alvin? Alvin? ALVINNNN!!!!!