F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 09, 2019

It needs a few happy trees – growing down from the sky.

I was never able to pull off an abstract in art class. I kept drawing real stuff and trying to make it look weird.

Because painting in the Jackson Pollock style is so hard!

I put a blue line on a green background! The mountains are implied!

Abstract art: make any assemblage of blobs that makes you happy, and then call it whatever the he|| you want. It can be a monarch, a mountain, a mosquito, and more!

This was a life study with a plus-size model.

It is abstract art if it looks better if you are drunk and have your glasses off.

All object are closer than they appear….

I see a blue Oreo™, a blue snake passing by, and green fire consuming a doomed turtle with an odd pointed shell.

You need some abstract snow on top of that not-a-mountain.