Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 19, 2019

what’s next, ANOTHER seed break?

Worm breaks are only for office administrators.

There is NOW!

sure….mid-morning worm break, lunch, mid-afternoon-worm break and then end of the day…

Worms keep the bird spirit nice and sharp.

I don’t think that is shorthand for ‘Dear Sir’… I took shorthand and it looks more like a backslash with a comma on the top.

I avoid the gender trap by using:

“Greetings,”

As I said before the worm break should be earlier.

Yep, the early bird gets a worm break.

Birds have such high metabolisms that worm and seed breaks are pretty dang mandatory if you want to keep that secretary alive.

Brake, Business Beagle! Beak break better be Birdy Benefit!

A coffee break is indeed required by all. Woodstock would do with a worm break, especially in the morning cause early bird gets the worm, goes the saying.

So did Woodstock take worm breaks before he started dating any? #messyrelationships