FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 03, 2019

Too many, Peter. Paige had too many.

And Peter will get the blame.

She looks like a Lemur.

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Most Americans are immune to caffeine. In other parts of the world, it is used as a drug.

I’m totally wired!

A new study claims that caffeinated coffee doesn’t keep us awake. If that’s true, then it’s all a placebo effect. Personally, I’ll stick to decaf after noon.

Paige looks like me on caffeine.

And she didn’t think to ask this up front?

I’m wondering if it’s Doc’s Nuclear Coffee and Nuclear Tea mixture?

Caffeine is a drug. Just legal and not treated like cocaine.

Completely different class of effect and hazard level as well. Put that way, Aspirin is a drug, just legal, and not treated like cocaine.

Remember Jolt Cola?