Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 25, 2020
February 24, 2020
February 26, 2020
Transcript:
"My science project was going to focus on my invention of teleportation, but the more research I did, the more I discovered that inventing teleportation may in fact not be a good thing." My Science Project: An Exercise in Restraint "Observe the first problem of teleportation as shown in this Photoshop rendering." Exhibit A: "Here you see the result of using the teleportation machine at the same time as a friend. Chances are your molecules will intertwine, ending up with an outcome not unlike this." "Now let's check out Exhibit B." Exhibit B: "Even if you use the teleportation pod alone, what are the chances that trillions of molecules that have been blown apart will be reassembled in the exact same spot? The odds aren't good." "I'd have to say unless we want a world of half-human, half-animal mutants with arms coming out of their foreheads, teleportation is better left uninvented." In Conclusion: Mankind better off without it. "You told me you were doing photosynthesis." "My plant died." 1 + 2 = Anyone? LEARN
J Short about 4 years ago
This has better visuals.
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Reassembly with current 3D printers still takes days. You would have to preorder a body at wherever you would want to go.
webman3802 about 4 years ago
“I’m Jeff Goldblum and I approve this message.”
nbwddd about 4 years ago
So if you teleport something you are actually destroying the physical state to change it to electrical signal and then rebuild to the physical state it later. So where does the spirit go when the body changes?