Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 14, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Just don’t be slamming the door a lot – those hinges look like they’re about to come out of the wall!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, and your door opening remote control just needs new batteries.

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    ptnjbrown  almost 5 years ago

    Now, where are those chains that don’t rattle?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mommy spook is thinking daddy spook is sneaking out and used a squirt of WD-40 to hide his activities.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Wait till she gets his bill. She’ll turn as white as… Oh never mind.

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    sandflea  almost 5 years ago

    He seems friendly. Must be Casper as an adult.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the “Addams Family” trailer where Lurch is dusting the furniture in another sense.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Intersanctum

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    davidcdaniels9  almost 5 years ago

    Hinges wouldn’t work as drawn.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    the lack of creaking was leaving her unhinged…

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 5 years ago

    Ready for Halloween.

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    heathcliff2  almost 5 years ago

    Early halloween.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve seen some shampoos* that advertise themselves as good at removing oil. But I think they work differently than this.

    * Why in the world would anybody buy artificial poo?

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