Monty by Jim Meddick for August 22, 2019

Never heard of a tank top referred to as a “A-shirt”. In some places they actually call them “wife beaters” (must be a rural south thing…)

Monty lives by the adage: "*NEVER* let ’em see you sweat ! "

It’s called a singlet here in Australia.

Monty. Please don’t stand up. :)

Buttcrack swamp

Meanwhile in China they’re trying to ban the Beijing Bikini … Men rolling up their T-shirts to expose their stomachs to keep cool on hot days.

You didn’t have to tell us, we could smell the Axe from three blocks away.

Now there’s a product that was properly named, smelling it makes you want to take an axe to the wearer.

Ok, this has killed my appetite for the rest of the day.

Amateurs.

Nothing is better than a slightly baggy loud Hawaiian print shirt.

Loose enough to breathe, loud enough to hide the stains.

Rarely ever wore that style of undershirt—only when I single-digits young. And Monty’s plan is a disaster. Blocking his entire upper-body perspiratory system and sweating profusely below is a recipe for embarrassment if not worse….