Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 08, 2019

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    santa72404  over 4 years ago

    Don’t forget Crunch and Spurt!

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    This is what happens when killing them is verboten.

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Great one!

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    “If fish could talk, the ocean would be loud as ****! “Ah, dammit! I thought that was a rock!”" – Mitch Hedberg

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    That could also be alien abduction sounds.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Soothing music to a shark!

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    How landsharks fall asleep.

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Suddenly I’m not half the man I used to be

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    Rayodeluz  over 4 years ago

    That’s some bad sound machine, Harry.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    “Great. Now I have the munchies.”

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t that make him (or her) hungry?

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    zippykatz  over 4 years ago

    How can he live out of the water?

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    Meranda  over 4 years ago

    Seems this would induce nightmares rather, as sharks want nothing to do with humans.

    Funny how our society works . . . one “silly” little movie and suddenly sharks are they bane of our existence. Somebody make scary movies about things we should be fearing!

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