Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2019

If she likes it, then you better charge her room for it. #singleladies

You wouldn’t have enough time to turn the room around to rent it that night. Charge ’em.

Charge them quadruple every time they push the time back. They won’t miss that money

If her check doesn’t go through, call her Bouncy.

I just adore a penthouse view

Darling I love just give me Park Avenue