It’s that we come from a remote place.
She doesn’t even remotely understand him…
Just take the batteries out and put them back in, that works for a little while.
She thinks she so smart and he’s being remote.
He was found abandoned in the kitchen junk drawer when she moved in. She’s not even sure why she has to let him live there.
She’s been pushing his buttons for years.
He wishes she had a mute button like him.
She’s always screening at him.
They have had weak mixed signals for a while now….sometime complete blackouts until we make the connection….
Those darn mixed marriages.
He hides in the sofa cushions to get away from her.
Oh yeah?
Well how many bars does she have on her list?
Not even remotely funny.
“Well if you’re so smart you do…..wait a sec, you do do what I do.”
these are all too good! I wish I had one to offer
Simply Apples and Oranges!
She too will be obsolete one day, why rush it?
Dan Thompson
juncarlo over 4 years ago
It’s that we come from a remote place.
PICTO over 4 years ago
She doesn’t even remotely understand him…
Madzdad the bard over 4 years ago
Just take the batteries out and put them back in, that works for a little while.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
She thinks she so smart and he’s being remote.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
He was found abandoned in the kitchen junk drawer when she moved in. She’s not even sure why she has to let him live there.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
She’s been pushing his buttons for years.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
He wishes she had a mute button like him.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
She’s always screening at him.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
They have had weak mixed signals for a while now….sometime complete blackouts until we make the connection….
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
Those darn mixed marriages.
SmashedHat over 4 years ago
He hides in the sofa cushions to get away from her.
Vilyehm over 4 years ago
Oh yeah?
Well how many bars does she have on her list?
tbubble over 4 years ago
Not even remotely funny.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
“Well if you’re so smart you do…..wait a sec, you do do what I do.”
Puzzler Premium Member over 4 years ago
these are all too good! I wish I had one to offer
Loijen over 4 years ago
Simply Apples and Oranges!
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
She too will be obsolete one day, why rush it?