Running out of ideas, John? I certainly hope not.
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Green Lantern.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q: Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist!
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He could do a show from a lodge in Canada and call it The Red Green Lantern Show.
He got convicted of murder and put on Death Row. The Green Lantern Mile.
Which Green Lantern?
Eh, would still be better than the Green Lantern movie.
Looks like Picard is putting his team back together picking grapes and making wine.
Tony Stark decided to learn how to cook: Iron Chef Man.
What brand of farm equipment would Green use?
I sure hope that he has a Green Thumb.
A word of caution – Ryan Reynolds proved that it really isn’t easy being green.
“A Green Lantern in Her Hand” by Bess Streeter Aldrich
♫♫ “Lantern Acres is the place to be…!”♫♫
John Zakour and Scott Roberts
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Running out of ideas, John? I certainly hope not.
MDMom almost 5 years ago
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Green Lantern.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q: Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comicbookjokes/greenlanternjokes.html
phritzg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He could do a show from a lodge in Canada and call it The Red Green Lantern Show.
Tkdgator almost 5 years ago
He got convicted of murder and put on Death Row. The Green Lantern Mile.
StoicLion1973 almost 5 years ago
Which Green Lantern?
D'raekmus almost 5 years ago
Eh, would still be better than the Green Lantern movie.
micromos almost 5 years ago
Looks like Picard is putting his team back together picking grapes and making wine.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Tony Stark decided to learn how to cook: Iron Chef Man.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
What brand of farm equipment would Green use?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I sure hope that he has a Green Thumb.
ViscountNik almost 5 years ago
A word of caution – Ryan Reynolds proved that it really isn’t easy being green.
zippykatz almost 5 years ago
“A Green Lantern in Her Hand” by Bess Streeter Aldrich
Daeder almost 5 years ago
♫♫ “Lantern Acres is the place to be…!”♫♫